What a Joke

Today the Senate passed a bill today to increase the MPG requirements of cars sold in the US. The new law goes into effect in 2020. We will probably being flying around in flying saucers from the Jetson's. Check out the following link.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/06/21/congress.energy.ap/index.html

Big H

Check this Blog Out

For those of you who don't know I am joining the ranks of condo ownership again. I am buying a two bedroom at ManhattanWest, a condo project in Las Vegas. They just broke ground and should be done around October 2008 with Phase I. I think it's a very cool concept. They also have a blog. Find it below.

http://manhattanwest-lasvegascondos.blogspot.com/

Big H

Paris Hilton just "Acting" Dumb

Come on Paris, you tell Barbara Walters that you are done "acting dumb" and its all just an act. Who are you kidding, just an act, Katherine Hepburn can't play stupid like you can. If you are "acting" then the American Film Institute should dump Al Pacino and honor your life's work. The best piece of screen work in your career is that night vision porno where you leap of Shannon Doherty's boyfriend cock to answer your phone.

Buy your copy of One Night in Paris.....I imagine the pun was intended.

http://adult.dvdempire.com/Exec/v1_item.asp?userid=99365357231518&item_id=605269&searchStrID=28747

Big H

P.S. My sister says if you are really cold just get one of the prison bitches to knit you a sweater.

Cowboy Ultralounge?

I thought Vegas had it all, fake volcanoes, Venetian canals, the Eiffel Tower, Egyptian Pyramids and now a Cowboy Ultralounge. Ultralounges are like nightclub hybrids were the scene is more mellow, and the drinks just as expensive. Now the Belt buckle and Boot crowd get to buy 9 dollars Lone Star. The best aspect is maybe it will draw more alternative country acts to Vegas. Its a short post today, Tiger tees off in a little bit.

http://www.lvrj.com/business/8040407.html

Big H

John Travolta in Drag

Dear John,
First of all what the hell were you thinking. Did L Ron Hubbard tell you to do it. That's who I would blame. Just like Battlefield Earth. Doing Hairspray is lose lose. Even its good your not has good has Harvey Firestein. Someone who belongs to "mainstream" religion. Years ago you made good movies maybe the Scientology has messed with your mojo. The only thing going for you is the return of dancing in the movie, your movies when they have dancing usually succeed.

Big H

Mario vs. Vice City

Check this out quick folks before Nintendo files a cease and desist.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IHQKDvAIv34

Big H

An Open Letter to George Clooney

George Clooney
Lake Como, Italy

Dear Mr. Clooney,
I went last night to see Ocean's Thirteen at my local multiplex. I am hereby requesting a refund in the amount of $9.75, or if you prefer you can donate it to The Will Rogers Institute in Geena Davis's name.

While reading Entertainment Weekly prior to the movie, you were quoted as saying "Ocean's Thirteen: The one we should have made last time." So you admit that Ocean's Twelve was terrible. Let me fill you in on something big guy, Thirteen wasn't great either. Maybe its you, because The Good German was also terrible. By my count other than Ocean's Eleven, whose legacy you have sullied with the past two films, your last good movie was "Out of Sight." That was ten freaking years ago. Come on George, your supposedly a professional actor lets try harder unless you want to go back to doing Facts of Life.

To paraphrase/quote a liberal friend of yours " I knew Frank Sinatra and you sir are no Frank Sinatra." You couldn't wear his jock strap.

Sincerely,
Big H

Billy Donovan vs. "Filthy" Rich DeVos

Billy you brought a knife to gun fight. You have the balls to screw over Rich DeVos. This guys family invented the legal pyramid scheme of selling crap in a vertical sales system. I hope you brought some big time lawyers.

But all kidding aside Billy Donovan has absolutely no class. You leverage the Kentucky Job to get a huge raise at Florida, then you sign a deal for even more money in the NBA. Now you want out. Get a life. Florida is gonna take you back, but they should make you take a hometown discount now that they know you are willing to turn done more money because your family loves the swamp. How does 1 million a year sound. If the Florida AD had any balls they would make you take less to stay. Since we all know you can't make up your mind. So after you complete your 5 year non-compete the Folthy Rich is gonna make you sign. I'm sure that Dr. Buss will offer you millions to come to LA.

Big H

What has the World Come to

I was reading Rolling Stone today when the "Best of iPod Accessories" article caught my eye. Besides a nice $300 ipod alarm clock item was the following "accessory." I use accessory loosely since it costs $800. More than 2.5 video ipods. But the Sonic Integrity Tube Ipod allows it users to transform their metallic sounding mp3 clips to that beautiful sound of vinyl. Whats next a machine that allows my dvds to play with the image fading and sound problems of 8mm home movies.

For my big brother who probably would buy this the website is tube-pod.com

Big H