Paris Hilton Break In

Paris Hilton's home was robbed of 2 million in jewerly last night. Paris you are stupid. You should keep your jewerly in the bank.

Haftorah

A-Rod has this week's Haftorah reading at the Kabballah center in Manhattan. Just in case anyone is going.

Big H

You can Get Coke in Lubbock

Who knew you can get coke in Lubbock.

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Does Urine Clean Out of Couch Cushions

I was watching a Howard Stern On Demand Show with Sandra Bernhard. Sandra was talking about going to Yom Kippur Services at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Madonna was there with A-Rod and they let him hold the Torah up on the bima during the service. I lost it. I have never laughed so hard in my life. I can't imagine A-Rod holding a Torah during the service. At least Sandra is Jewish.

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Obama Scandal Already

It turns out that incoming Chief of Staff Rahm Emaneul does not pay taxes on his million dollar home at 4228 North Hermitage, Chicago IL. I used to live about 6 blocks away. There is a fantastic Italian restaurant around the corner. It is a great neighborhood filed with people who pay their taxes. The home is listed at 2700 square feet built in 1896. The estimated taxes are $12,000.00/year. Rahm and his wife have listed the home as their office for their charitable foundation. Lets not forget that his brother probably the richest Hollywood agent around. The Democrats would go crazy if this guy was a Republican.

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Three Pars

In the past eight months I have golfed over 20 rounds including six weeks of lessons. Today I had a major breakthrough, three pars in the same round. It was awesome, actually I blew two other putts and should have had five pars. I have six bogeys. It was amazing. It was great day. After the game I watched the Texas-Texas Tech game. Which was also amazing. My next post will be about how 12 of the first round draft picks in the NFL will come from the Big 12.

Big H

P.S. To all the naysayers, three pars is a major achievement 27 handicap.

At Some Point You get to Old for Some Names

Jamie Moyer is pitching in a World Series Game tonight. It feels weird calling a forty-six year old man Jamie. Certain names don't seem appropriate after a certain time.

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