Barack Obama Can Not Be President

Barack Obama may be ineligible to hold the office of president. He will not produce his Hawaiian Birth certificate and he has no documents that prove the marriage of his parents. It is rumored that he was born in Kenya and then brought to Hawaii. This could get interesting. Where is Hillary on this one???

Big H

I want a job on the 2012 Edwards Campaign

Was there anybody on the Edwards campaign not sleeping with this woman? I officially submit my application for the John Edwards 2012 campaign. I am licensed to practice to law in Nevada which is a second tier battle ground state. I feel that I would make a good addition to the Edwards 2012 team. I can book car rental reservations like nobody's business. Also I would love to enjoy some anonymous sex with documentary filmmakers. Please contact me via this blog for an interview.

Big H

Rants and Raves on Craigslist

My favorite website of late is Craiglist, with the creme dela creme being the Rants and Raves section. This pure comedy gold. The topics trend toward what ever is going on in the news or paper. This week gold medal is the Fake tit posts. People are all over the map on this decisive issue in the world today. The best post is "If the tits are fake, why should the diamond be real" I pulled a rib.

Big H

Obama Western Wall Note Released

Obama left a note in the Western Wall and it was taken and released in an Israeli newspaper. This is total Obama created controversy. His staffers had the student remove the note and get it published. Who believes otherwise.

Obama is afraid that is anti-semitic past will come out and alienate the big money donors. Obama has used churches in Chicago to speak out about Jewish shop owners and business people. Obama also has key people in his organization who beileve Hamas is a polictical party. Most political parties don't have a budget to pay the families of suicide bombers.

Also the note is so self deprecating you know its fake. The text is below. It was handwritten on King David stationary.

Lord,
Protect my family and me. Forgive me my sins and help me guard against pride and despair.
Give me the wisdom to do what is right and just.
And make me an instrument of your will.

Help me guard against pride What a load of BS.
Big H

My Weekend at the Movies

This weekend I went to the movies. On Saturday night I saw Step Brothers with some co-workers. Step Brothers is good, however the jokes are very juvenile, even for the Knocked Up guys. On Sunday I went to Batman. I was only able to watch 15 minutes, the sound kept going out what I saw looked pretty good.

Big H

Economy Looks Good At An Apple Store

The Nation is the biggest recession since World War II. Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae might be bankrupted. But just try to walk into an Apple Store (or Time Machine to 2003/2004). There were 300 people in line at the Apple Store in the Fashion Show Mall on the Las Vegas Strip at 5pm tonight. Thats $660,000.00 in revenue alone (including the two year AT&T contract). Saturday I saw a similar line at Town Square Mall.

Big H

Classic You Tube Video

There is a great video on youtube about a pride of lions attacking a baby water buffalo in Africa. A person on safari got it all on tape including a crocodile who gets into the action. It is amazing. Check out the following link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

Big H