Barack Obama Can Not Be President

Barack Obama may be ineligible to hold the office of president. He will not produce his Hawaiian Birth certificate and he has no documents that prove the marriage of his parents. It is rumored that he was born in Kenya and then brought to Hawaii. This could get interesting. Where is Hillary on this one???

Big H

I want a job on the 2012 Edwards Campaign

Was there anybody on the Edwards campaign not sleeping with this woman? I officially submit my application for the John Edwards 2012 campaign. I am licensed to practice to law in Nevada which is a second tier battle ground state. I feel that I would make a good addition to the Edwards 2012 team. I can book car rental reservations like nobody's business. Also I would love to enjoy some anonymous sex with documentary filmmakers. Please contact me via this blog for an interview.

Big H

Rants and Raves on Craigslist

My favorite website of late is Craiglist, with the creme dela creme being the Rants and Raves section. This pure comedy gold. The topics trend toward what ever is going on in the news or paper. This week gold medal is the Fake tit posts. People are all over the map on this decisive issue in the world today. The best post is "If the tits are fake, why should the diamond be real" I pulled a rib.

Big H